On the 7th of March 2007, at breaktime in the science department, there was a bomb scare.
The Science Department received a strange package with no indication of what it was.
Mr. Matthews bravely volunteered to open the parcel, with no regard for his own safety. He carefully unwrapped the different layers, until it was down to a small piece of bubble wrap. Here he exclaimed that it was ticking. Summoning up the last of his courage he unwrapped the last of the bubble wrap, to reveal…a small china dog.
So to scare Mr. Matthews, all you need is some bubble wrap and parcel tape.

what kind of idiot would do that?
Mr. Matthews obviously
Bubble Wrap??? Is that reallly scary, although it did soundproof the ticking china dog!